Thoughts of a writer

fraternityboy:

why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook

(via iilluminaughty)

me: *puts earphones in*
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me: oh right
me: *plays music*

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

(via taniagarciax)

(Source: la--flare, via 50shadesofdope)